Those three-hour calls only just starting at midnight. Im sorry. You should have seen how fast she ate it up! We are building a collection of fantastic original monologues for kids and teens entirely written by students. Finally! Eeyore: My balloon? Piglet: I have one at home! Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, do as youre told! Today has been the absolute worst day of my entire life and its only 1 pm. Of Student Council not the governmentobviously. Most surprising of all though, people started whipping out their money to buy the tickets from ME. My childhood has been taken away from me. I dont perform tricks for treats. Christopher Robin lived in another part of the forest, where he could be near his friends and help them with their problems. I was sent here to the mortal plain to live until Im six hundred and sixty-six. This alerts the obnoxious kid sitting behind you who loudly says, Oooh! It's good to meet you. Oh, what the heck. No wait. Third Place Winner! I did not master the sword by ignoring my elders! I walked into the shop and asked the guy working there if he saw where the car went. Thats why I really appreciate it when teachers go out of their way to talk to me privately when Im struggling with something, like you are now. Mom comforted me, and then she planned what we would do about my mirror self. I have no problem being average. Actually, Im surprised I havent driven myself up a wall yet. What happened to us? Sometimes she would know when I had a bad day and would always make me feel better. To look at my eyes and see your eyes. But how do I know for sure? (gasp) Dont even get me started on those things they call dogs. I had gone outside to bring my bicycle in before it rained. My sister is a god too. I think I was speeding. But not the wow youre so thin? Crocs. Genre: Dramatic. I would be too if I had to go in there. He thinks Im dramatic?! Im sorry for that. But didnt I have everything anyone could want? You took care of her didnt you? Oh! I guess he thought I was some obsessed teen off the street, but I am SO not obsessed! Trust me, Im doing you a solid here. Someone has pasted Piglet on my window. Im scared the appropriate amount at horrors, and Im thrilled the appropriate amount at thrillers. I mean, who wants to sit inside and do nothing, am I right? Yes, like that. She really is the best. Someone special Well, its not actually a- (beat) Whats his name? My mom also likes this band called Aerosmith. (beat) Oh, thank God, the wishbone worked! Frankenstein. Rule #6 No crying allowed. Its time to go to bed. Genre: Dramatic, Youre stronger than I thought you were.. Erm well, if you can find it in your hearts respect your elders follow the-class dismissed! Well, I wasnt supposed to be washing dishes for a living. I like not just boys but also girls. . By: Austin Walker, Iowa, USA, Age 14 Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A teenager complains to a friend about household chores. Nhl Controversial Calls, Jaaasssooon Jason! Ha! In this monologue, she is running through her chorography for her up-and-coming pageant and slowly unraveling. And if Im being honest, the bad things outweigh the good. You will get some special perks for working here we offer dental and medical, and we consider your mental health a top priority. Hes getting water or Its his turn, that was definitely not right either. So, Dr. Broomfield is gone, huh? Peach isnt the only skin colour to exist, or maybe people just say its skin colour, because they think its the only one that looks good on their drawings. I cant help but feel protective. Second Place Winner By: Aamira Waheed; New York, New York, USA, Age 17 Gender:Any Genre:Dramatic Description:A teenager explains his/her reasons for being upset to a therapist. Second Place Winner! Narrator: Yes, Pooh, and that was the beginning of a game called Pooh-sticks. Second Place Winner! By: Julian K., Age 13, Wisconsin, USA Description: A murder suspect tries to prove his innocence to the court. There are so many things to be afraid of. Well, I just married Charlies brother after that, he was the richer one anywayAre you married, dear? (Starts speaking in a British accent.) STOP SNICKERING! I went to get a spoon, but before I knew it, the door slammed, and he was gone. Sounds like a great guy. My mission is to gather a sample of Venus atmosphere and scan it for proof of life. Every night Majestic and I would ride to where the sun touches the earth. Everyone thinks about it at one time or another. Even though a run scores, it doesnt even matter. Like it was all happening so slow, but all too fast at the same time. Theres no way those kindergartners are worse than these kids. Second Place Winner By: Karina Robles Leyva, Age 14, California, USA Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: Caroline writes a letter to an old friend. I thought Id be alone, sneaking out this late. I have five stitches. No, were elves, and we have rights! Honorary Mention By: Alexandria Davidson, Age 16 From: Ontario, Canada Description: This piece is based on my real life experience as I parted realms with my late father, Jeffrey Alexander Davidson. And do you know the best part? Not regular stars, but the Jewish star, worn around necks and stuck on jackets. He wanted above all, like the old joke, to shove a marshmallow on a stick in the furnace, while the flapping pigeon-winged books died on the porch and lawnof the house. Then, when I got on the bus this morning, none of my friends were on, and I had to sit with a stranger! Dont you look at me like that, I do not want to have another shrimp incident. How To Open Total Commander, Leslie? By: Jasmine Scholz, Age 17, Australia Description: Marilyn Monroe talks at her own funeral about three important moments in her life. The point is that I am no longer the book nerd who dreams of being in every book they read, cries about fictional characters, only wants to do something because the strong female character did. One of the oldest names we know. Until at last he said to Rabbit in a rather sticky voice: Well, good bye, if you're sure you won't have any more. By: Erin Ryan, age 18, Pennsylvania, USA Description: A cat muses on how its mistress doesnt appreciate it enough. (Referencing stuffed rabbit) Mrs. Bunny says I cant go, and you know nothing will change her mind. Have a normal sleeping schedule, have normal reactions- I laugh the appropriate amount at sit-coms. But that would be fatal, so thats super unrealistic. Normally one of my friends has a lunchbox and shares with everyone, but not today. THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE SHRIMP PREPARING FOOD! So, Im standing up there, and this guy I barely knew, Mark Holmes, appears out of nowhere and yanks me down. Yes, you are alive, but sitting around in your house all day, starring at a tv, youre not experiencing anything except for whats next on Fuller House! You need to wake up from your fantasy world Ray. Who am I kidding? The first store of the day. Yeah, theres all kinds of scuses for whippin me. Don't now-then me." -Eeyore "End of the road. And Im doing it today not tomorrow. After I got out of there, it was back to stealing cars. I hope its been good. (pause) Tomorrow? We had a nice catch-up and blah blah blahThen suddenly the dreaded words came out. I know youre probably wondering why Im drenched in coffee, so Ill start from the beginning. No way am I loaning you my pencil, freak. Only, something takes over your mouth and you hear yourself actually say, sure. You cant take it back. But she doesnt even deserve my yelling. Am I correct in assuming it is a rather blustery day outside ? Oh, Sadako. () I will not make friends with such oafish creatures. I can hardly believe it. And my old childhood friend would still be kind to me. Im starting to regret bringing him on this mission, because that was the only pillow NASA packed for me. I decided that was it, that was the last straw. Ice in your veins. Are you frozen? They wish they could be me. I still cant believe that Esteban did that. I cant talk about it. Like, we would pretend we were dying, or possessed or something. And accept that shes gone, and that shes not coming back. I deviate from the line of questioning. Hello? Find someone else to rip their heart to shreds. Thats why Im calling. Though if you go back on your word and marry the princess, I swear Ill be cursing you from the underworld. Sur la place ci-dessous. All my hard work, just thrown away. I'm honestly sick of monologues. The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow Pdf Scholastic, It was just a thing we did, you know. Heres a picture of him turning in the coin: 7. By:Brooke E., Little Rock, Arkansas, USA, Age 14 Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description: A student finds an extra credit science assignment is going horribly wrong as overgrown dough attracts a wave of deadly pigeons. Samantha, oh my god, that man must be the most depressing person I have ever met. If it is a good afternoon, which I doubt. Out of curiosity, I went to see what it was. Many happy returns of Eeyore's birthday, Piglet! No one messes with you there. It will never go away. Maybe things would be different. Umm Hard digging, might hit bedrock, danger can happen, risky. Its come in very useful with the lie detector tests Ive been through. Nothing stops the morning. Well have a good life, me and Trout. THAT took forever. And in a way, I love them. Boys are so gross! Its been two weeks. Heck, even the dreaded small talk, the awkward interactions no one wanted Right now, Id give anything to mess up one more embarrassing presentation, one last really bad attempt at asking my crush to prom. I spent most of my days in bed and in the depths of it, all I wanted was to go to sleep forever. I uhIm not sure exactly where to start. Choose a monologue that can showcase your acting and storytelling skills best. (Dont let him answer) I ALWAYS make my own because Im so creative, but I understand that not everyone is as talented as me! I dont remember him much, but I can see it in his eyes when I look at pictures of him. Gender: Any Genre: Comedic. It derailed my life and yours. Help! Actor should be quite emphatic, triumphant even, in his delivery. By: Danielle Lippert, Green Bay, Wisconsin, USA, Age 18 Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A teen, because of her life experiences, is tired of hearing apologies. (beat) (disappointed) Oh, I understand, it is too big (selling again, inspired, excited) I still think you should do it, Mr. President. characters he was inspired to share them with children around the world. Im so sorry! My face still looks like a giraffe dipped in acid and the Starbucks gift card had 27 cents left. Can you believe it? 8. It reminds me of an angel ringing a bell in the moonlight. The P stands for Penelope, it was my mothers name. Every time I see you refuse to eat what I put on your plate, I just want to smack you! She can be scary sometimes. We have a team of people and an unlicensed doctor who delivers shock treatments working on her. (standing) I guess Ill just have to keep going even though this eerie forest is making me feel like Im going insane. In fourth and fifth grade Angela had a cubby right next to mine. By: Leah Garcia, Age 13, Maryland, USA Description: A teen recounts the night her father left to her therapist. If it wasnt for me, then you people would have gotten a horrible plague that would have killed almost everyone. Mr. Narrator: Well, the big one came out first, and the little one came out last, which was what Pooh wanted. Boots approaching our door, and loud knocking. What if I dont get the part? I dont like monologues. Maybe I let him watch too much TV I woke up the other night, with the feeling of being watched. They eat with them, laugh with them, sit in their laps and let their teeth near their throats. Winnie the Pooh My mother had seen it from the kitchen window. Oh, that's his name up there, "Trespassers Will", that's short for aTrespassers William. Riddle me this why should an innocent teenager be bombarded with all of this, this pink, red, artificial, sugary sweetness when just going to the store to pick up some Doritos? I feel as though I am slowly fading away from reality. This original Pooh Bear was a first birthday gift for A.A. Milne's son Christopher Robin in 1921. My mama needs a stair lift so she can get downstairs to the beer fridge; she hasnt taken her pills dry since her twenties! No never mind its a long story. Chained to the ground by everything Ive got going for me. Uh, uh how about lunch? I know you keep telling me, But Fiona, I rescued him! No, you did not. But it never worked. No! I cried when you teased me for it, but it feels good to look in the mirror and see you. Not exactly. Oh, bother. Ive always been really smart. Can I have my heels back now, Mr. Brown? At least he hasnt left me behind. And so Winnie the Pooh climbed the honey tree. That doesnt seem fair. Barbara if you found a spider in your daughters room you would not hesitate to smash that creeper. (Storms offstage), Third Place Winner! The heroes will save you? Im awake. But from that cool water ride at Busch Gardens. When I get to four hunderd, Im headin north. That's what I said, Heffalumps and Woozles. 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